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Terms of service, warranty cards, the back of the shampoo bottle. If it's tiny and nobody else reads it, I've read it twice.
*Yes, even the part about arbitration.
So you don't have to. Completely unlicensed in overthinking — but I do it at an expert level anyway.
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It's a surprisingly well-balanced head. Here's what's on it.
Terms of service, warranty cards, the back of the shampoo bottle. If it's tiny and nobody else reads it, I've read it twice.
*Yes, even the part about arbitration.
Give me any decision and I'll give you a pros-and-cons list, three backup plans, and a worst-case scenario you hadn't considered.
*Then I pick one and get it done. That part is non-negotiable.
Unpaid, uncredentialed, and deeply committed. Ask me how I take it and settle in, because there's a backstory.
*Decaf is a lifestyle I respect from a distance.
Some of these have actually been asked. Most have not.
Same reason anyone does: every domain deserves a little personality. Also, it was on the to-do list for three years.
Yes. All of them. I have opinions about clause 14(b) that I'm not ready to share.
We don't use that kind of language here.
It is real, it is thriving, and it is the most reliable thing in this house.
The really tiny one at the bottom of every contract. We have an understanding.
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“Read it twice. Click 'I agree' once.”